“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes
(Source: davidfincherings, via inneedofagreatperhaps)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via forgetted)
One time my brother played with my webcam and discovered you could do different things with it.
OH GOD YES IT’S BACK
(via peoplemagazine)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via botdfhellyes)
picture in my sister’s book about the dangers of the internet
she smilin aint no danger she aight
(via peoplemagazine)
| me: | skips tutorial |
| me: | how the fuck do you play this game |
m-eg:
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
(via imawreckbutpleasestay)
